We’ve Got A Live One Here!
Figures. Just fucking figures. I’m all set to launch this site and the night before I toss, turn, bitch, moan, do everything but sleep. Why not? It’s not like I need my brain to cull together some witty words or clever phrases for an official “Hegemommy is live post.” Nah. Instead, I’ll have to rely on my well-stocked snark reserves to get this puppy off the ground.
Really though, this is the only way a launch could go. Sleep-deprived, adrenaline-fueled, that about sums up a day in the life of Hegemommy. Chalk this up to another lesson learned, forgotten, and then re-learned again only to be forgotten yet again. If there’s a theme to this site, to my life, it is never underestimate my ability to ignore all good advice and plow ahead bull in a china shop style.
So, in my zombified state I say welcome to Hegemommy. Let’s get this bitch off the ground, shall we?